Poetry: Hunting With Dick by Dick Cheney
I hunt with a gun,
Just for fun,
I point it at the little birdie,
And everybody runs.
I don’t know why,
Maybe it’s because I shot a guy.
I hunt with a gun,
While drinking some rum,
I always invite the President,
But he never wants to come.
I don’t know why,
Maybe it’s because I shot a guy.
Everyone has on their orange vest,
And I see birds chirping in their nest,
I let the bullets fly,
And then some guy is grabbing his chest.
I don’t know why,
Maybe it’s because I shot the guy.
It’s a crisis all of a sudden,
And I’m told to look sullen,
But it’ll get worse.
When the press talks to McClellan,
I don’t know why,
Maybe it’s because I shot a guy.
It’s going to be a bad day,
I’ll have nothing to say,
I’ll even fewer friends now,
But they'll love me at the NRA.
Cuz they don’t care why,
I shot that guy.
And neither do I.
1:31 PM LOL great pics!! I think John Stewarts reinactment using Nintendo's Duck Hunt was the best!
The poor victim had a heart attack today. He'll be in my prayers.
1:33 PM dude, this is hilarious! did you write everything yourself? it's great.
2:03 PM Dan, I did write it. I got the picture just surfing the net. The Internet is a beautiful thing.
2:19 PM Okay, some of this was funny but for the most part I just think you need help :-).
2:36 PM That is great! I loved the pictures!! ha!
8:10 PM to funny and lm loving it, but the poor man may die.
KD
12:52 PM This is great!
1:08 PM Neo, I think this issue is already dead. It was fun while it lasted. I'm glad the guy is ok.