Father's Day Gifts and Black Men in V-Neck Sweaters.
#1 Father's Day Gifts
My Father’s Day weekend is off to a good start. Jaimie and mini-mom hooked a brother up. You see, I’m an easy guy to shop for. Any gift shopping for me starts with Home Depot or Best Buy. So, Jaimie and mini-up did right by me and now I have two new toys to add to the garage.
3/8’’ Variable Speed Drill/Driver
• Powerful 4.5 amp motor for various applications
• Variable speed, reversing trigger for drilling and driving requirements
• 2 built-in levels for accurate horizontal and vertical operations
• Input: 120 volts AC, 4.5 amps
• RPM: 0-1,400
• Chuck Capacity: 1/16"-3/8"
• Wood Capacity: 1”
• Metal Capacity: 3/8”
• Weight: 3.75 lbs.
• Drill (D40)
• Custom carrying case
7 1/4" Skilsaw™ #5400-01
• Two Point Line of Sight Cut straight lines with ease
• Safety Lock/ Guard Trigger Minimizes accidental starts
Weight (lbs.) 11.8
Rating 12 A
Voltage 120 V
Max. Motor HP 2.3 HP
No Load RPM 4600/ min
Depth of Cut at 45 Deg. 49mm max cut
Arbor Size 5/8 Round
Cord Length (ft.) 6
Depth of Cut at 90 Deg. 62mm max cut
Blade Diameter 7 1/4"
You can't beat getting gifts like this.
#2 Do white men look better than black men in V-Neck Sweaters?
Neil posted this observation on Jaimie’s blog. It got me thinking about doing some research.
I don't think I'd look very good in a V-Neck sweater. And there are very few brothers that can pull that type of look off. Isaac Hayes certainly couldn't, but I imagine Colin Powell could. And that is the basis of my research.
The Theory: The only black men that look good in V-Neck sweaters are either light-skinned or Republican.
The pigmentation level of a black man is proportional to said black man’s ability to dawn a V-Neck sweater? In conjunction, I will set the premise that Isaac Hayes is the coolest motherfuckin’ black man on the face of the planet. Since I have already concluded that Isaac Hayes could not possibly sport a V-Neck sweater because of his pigmentation and his level of coolness, I can hypothesize that the further a black man is away from Isaac Hayes on the “coolness & color scale”, the closer he is to Colin Powell. Since Colin Powell is both light-skinned and Republican, it is safe to assume that a black man with either attribute (light-skinned or Republican) will look good in a V-Neck sweater.
Tune in next Friday to see the results. Have a good weekend.