Never Become A Metrosexual: Reasons 312 & 313
Reason #312: There is a likelihood you will lose your damn mind and end up making a fool of yourself on Oprah. This is not cool.
Reason #313: You could find yourself on a secluded beach, wearing speedos and the only other person in sight is another metrosexual wearing speedos. Somebody should tell Ricky Martin that this is not gangsta.
Reason #313: You could find yourself on a secluded beach, wearing speedos and the only other person in sight is another metrosexual wearing speedos. Somebody should tell Ricky Martin that this is not gangsta.
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12:49 PM i agree. unless you're a professional swimmer in an olympic-regulation pool, don't ever EVER wear speedos. i have my own rant on metrosexuals on my site.
12:59 PM I read the rant: Dan-e's Rant on Metrosexuals
And all I can say is Right On!!!
3:26 PM ah - the metrosexual... so many good laughs involved with these guys! lol :)
thanks for the photos... speedos are usually never a good thing but the guy ricky is with is pretty hot...
9:06 PM Ricki is fione!!! He could get it if I wasn't married with three rubbers and spermacide.
12:15 AM Alls I have to say is speedos don't look good on any guy. Yuck!
6:51 AM See, James, the problem is that you assume Ricky Martin wants to be seen as gangsta. He probably doesn't. And he's doing a damn good job of not looking gangsta. So there you go.
8:09 AM Tsk, tsk, tsk. Some of you women wander with a wayward flock. Ricky Martin should be ashamed of himself. But I have notice that no one is commenting on Tom Cruise. He is a nutcase
10:11 AM I got to get me some of those speedo's
10:32 AM Bruh, don't do it. Listen to Chatter. You could lose at least 40% of your manhood just by contemplating the thought.
10:46 AM I don't like the look on any man. It looks to feminine.
11:53 AM Yeah, Tom Cruise is completely nuts these days. I always thought his Jerry McGuire character was a little too realistic - now we now why.
7:05 PM Okay James, I'll take on Tom Cruise.
To quote MSN: Earth to Tom? Earth to Tom?
That is not love. That is hysteria. Get help, Tom. Please. Your mind has been a terrible thing to waste.