Never Become A Metrosexual: Reasons 312 & 313

Reason #312: There is a likelihood you will lose your damn mind and end up making a fool of yourself on Oprah. This is not cool.

Reason #313: You could find yourself on a secluded beach, wearing speedos and the only other person in sight is another metrosexual wearing speedos. Somebody should tell Ricky Martin that this is not gangsta.
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13 Responses to Never Become A Metrosexual: Reasons 312 & 313

  1. Dan-E Says:
    i agree. unless you're a professional swimmer in an olympic-regulation pool, don't ever EVER wear speedos. i have my own rant on metrosexuals on my site.
  2. James Manning Says:
    I read the rant: Dan-e's Rant on Metrosexuals

    And all I can say is Right On!!!
  3. kerri Says:
    ah - the metrosexual... so many good laughs involved with these guys! lol :)

    thanks for the photos... speedos are usually never a good thing but the guy ricky is with is pretty hot...
  4. Jaimie Says:
    I never knew what a metrosexual was until I met you.

    That didn't come out right-he's not a metrosexual readers of this comment, so nevermind.

    Anyway, Ricki Martin is hot-speedo or no speedo.

    Sorry James.
  5. Shawn Says:
    Ricki is fione!!! He could get it if I wasn't married with three rubbers and spermacide.
  6. Little Miss Chatterbox Says:
    Alls I have to say is speedos don't look good on any guy. Yuck!
  7. MEP Says:
    See, James, the problem is that you assume Ricky Martin wants to be seen as gangsta. He probably doesn't. And he's doing a damn good job of not looking gangsta. So there you go.
  8. James Manning Says:
    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Some of you women wander with a wayward flock. Ricky Martin should be ashamed of himself. But I have notice that no one is commenting on Tom Cruise. He is a nutcase
  9. Dell Gines Says:
    I got to get me some of those speedo's
  10. James Manning Says:
    Bruh, don't do it. Listen to Chatter. You could lose at least 40% of your manhood just by contemplating the thought.
  11. Cynthia Says:
    I don't like the look on any man. It looks to feminine.
  12. MEP Says:
    Yeah, Tom Cruise is completely nuts these days. I always thought his Jerry McGuire character was a little too realistic - now we now why.
  13. Diane S. Says:
    Okay James, I'll take on Tom Cruise.

    To quote MSN: Earth to Tom? Earth to Tom?

    That is not love. That is hysteria. Get help, Tom. Please. Your mind has been a terrible thing to waste.