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Fine Print: This product is intended for adults only. West Mothafuckin' Side Publishing is not responsible for any chin checkin' that may occur from the use of any of our products. Side effects of our products may include getting yo ass whooped, ran over by a Cutlass, shot in the ass or pimp slapped. Use extreme caution when applying to humans larger and angrier than yourself. Remember, some dirty bastards may be out to whoop yo ass on GP. In those cases, our products may not stop the beat down. Consult our manual, "How To Run and Not Look Like A Bitch" for assistance.