They never cease to amaze me. Every time I turn on the news these idiots are all over it with their lies and misdirection. You'd think the writers of 24 work for this administation. Here's the issue. This week...
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The Armageddon Blowout Sale!!!
Hi, I’m George W. Bush, CEO of the The Bushie Retail Cartel. This company had lost its direction but I changed all of that. I ushered in an era of preemptive retail blowouts after a successful hostile takeover of the Iraqi Genocidal Group and then I threw an “Iraqi Clearance Sale”. This preemptive hostile takeover, sponsored by the China Deficit Funds, removed over 30,000 Iraqi Sand Dolls from our global inventory.
Now, after the success of selling the American people a bill of goods at the "Iraq Clearance Sale", I’m raising the stakes and I am now ready to have the sale to end all sales. That’s right, "The Armageddon Blowout Sale". This sale will take place in our Iranian facility. You’ve never seen a preemptive sale like this.
We’re dropping pricing like nuclear bombs. We’re going to incinerate our entire inventory of Iranian Towel Heads. We’re giving you the chance to save Moola… after we’re finished with them of course. This messianic move is coming soon (it has to happen before I leave office) so get your nuclear fallout shopping bags now because when this sale is over...
The Bushie Retail Cartel is a subsidiary of the Murderous Republicana Reich. Currently no sales date has been set, but look for our fear mongering, war zealot propaganda campaign at a Fox News affiliate near you.
James: (to admin) What the hell is that? A year of blogging and the best you can do is get advertising from the machine I'm raging against.
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James: (to Admin) Damn! Well just make sure you get cash from them jerks. I'm not taking a check from a bastard that's $3 trillion in debt. (turning to readers) Welcome back.
This past week has confirmed what I’ve known for a long time… Bush is out of his freakin’ mind. How the hell does Bush justify selectively declassify the NIA with only Bush, Cheney and Libby knowing it? And why would Libby leak the information anonymously?
But this bit with Iran is killing me. First, I really don’t think anyone other than Bush and his fundamentalist fanatic followers would ever consider using nuclear weapons on a country to prevent said country from getting nuclear weapons. And only Bush and his fundamentalist fanatic followers who are obsessed with the end-time would think that by nuking a country you could bring about regime change.
There are only a few possible reasons folks on the right still support this cat:
1. The Left Behind series has drove the right over the cliff and they are waiting for Bush to bring about Armageddon.
2. They actually believe that Bush is the Messiah.
3. They've been had. They've been took. They've been hoodwinked, bamboozled led astray, run amok. They didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on them.
But here is my truth: We have a man who is a religious wacko, is intellectually challenged and is an untreated alchoholic controlling the largest nuclear arsenal in the world!!!
Topic of Discussion:
1. Why I should not think Bush is on leave of his senses?
2. Even if we don’t nuke ‘em, what happens the day after we bomb Iran?
3. With all of our military might, should preemptive nuclear strikes even be an option?
4. What is your opinion of this administration?